[Intro:] I own a mansion but live in a house A king-size bed but I sleep on the couch Im Mr.Brightside glass is half full But my tank is half empty gasket just blew
[Verse 1:] This always happens 30 minutes from home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I have is McDonalds bathroom In a public stall dropping a football So every time someone walks in the john I get Madden Shady what up?- What? Come on man Im crapping And youre asking me for my got damn autograph on a napkin? Oh thats odd I just happened to run out of tissue Yeah hand me that on second thought Id be glad then Thanks dawg names Todd a big fan I wiped my ass with it crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him Todd youre the shit when does all of this crap end? Cant park my ass without causing an accident Puff my gas cut my grass cant take out the f*cking trash Without someone passing through my sub harassing Id count my blessings but I suck at math Id rather wallow then bass suffering from succotash But the antacid is my stomach gas I mix my corn with my f*cking mash Potato so what ho kiss my country bumpkin ass Missouri Southern roots what the f*ck is upperclass Call lunch dinner call dinner supper Tupperware in a covered plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past iPod what the f*ck is that? B-boy to the core mule Im a stubborn ass
[Hook:] Maybe thats why I feel so strange Got it all but I still wont change Maybe thats why I cant leave Detroit Its the motivation that keeps me going This is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a city that made me (Lifes been good to me so far)
[Verse 2:] They call me classless I heard that I second and third that Dont know what the f*ck I would doing if it werent rap Probably be a giant turd-sack But I blew never turned back Turned 40 and still sag Teenagers act more f*cking mature Jack F*ck you gonna say to me? I leave on my own terms asshole Im going berzerk My nerves are bad but I love the perks my work has I get to meet famous people look at her dag Her nylons ran her skirt snag And I heard she drag-races *burp* swag F*cking my Hanes shirt tag Youre Danica Patrick (yeah) work skag Wed be the perfect match Cause youre a vacuum Im a dirtbag My apologies no disrespect to technology But what the heck is all of these buttons? You expect me to sit here and learn that? F*ck I gotta do to hear this new song from Luda? Be an expert at computers? Id rather be an encyclopedia Britannica hell with a Playstation Im still on my first manual from Zelda Nintendo bitch run jump punch stab and I melt the Mozzarella on my spaghetti put in on bread Make a sandwich with welchs and belch They say this spray butter is bad for my health but I think theres more white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett Redd Sanford welfare mentality helps to Keep me grounded thats why I never take full advantage of wealth I Managed to dwell within these parameters Still cramming the shelves full of hamburger helper I cant even help it this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit feel like Im trapped in an animal shelter With all these pet peeves God dammit to hell I cant stand all these kids with their camera cellphones I cant go anywhere I get so mad I can yell the Other day someone got little elaborate and stuck a f*cking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King they spit on my onion rings I think my karma is catching up with me
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[Bridge:] Got friends on facebook all over the world Not sure what that means they tell me its good So Im artist of the decade I even got a plaque Id hang it up but the frame is all cracked
[Verse 3:] Im trying to be lowkey hopefully nobody notices me In produce hunched over giant nosebleed Over stop as I mosey over to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt this guy approached me Embarrassed I just did Comerica with Hova Shows over Im hiding in Kroeger buying groceries He just had front row seats told me to sign this poster Then insults me wow up close didnt know you had crows feet Im at a crossroad lost till shopping at Costco Sloppy Joes buck waffles Got caught picking my nose ah Look over see these two hot hoes Finger still up in one of my nostrils Right next to em stuck at the light This f*cking shit is taking forever to change Im stuck these bitches are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling couldnt do nothing play it off What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolfs better f*cking bitch They want me to flip at the label but I wont succumb to it The pressure they want me to follow up with another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted but what good is a f*cking recovery if I fumble it? Cause Imma drop the ball if I dont get a grip Hopping on shrubbery on you sons of bitches Wrong subdivison to f*ck with bitch Quit snapping f*cking pictures of my kids I love my titty but you push me to my limit what a pity The shit I complain about Its like there aint a cloud in the sky and its raining out Kool Aid stain on the couch Id never get it out Bitch I got an elevator in my house Ants and a mouse Im living the dream
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